what rock group has four men that don’t sing
Hey, put on a coat! It’s like 20 degrees outside!
aww, someone made snow angles
Did you just.
Awwww that’s so acute.
None of this is right…
if you’ve never sang defying gravity by yourself dramatically then you are lying
I only like coffee when I add so much stuff that it doesn’t taste like coffee
My Christmas list this year:
- Ice tea imported from England
- Lifeguards imported from Spain
- Towels imported from Turkey
- Turkey imported from Maine
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
but does my milkshake bring girls to the yard
No, but it puts the boys in the same place so you can padlock the gate and go out and meet the girls.
bringing the boys to the yard will decrease the relative concentration of girls in the yard and hence girls will diffuse into the yard down the concentration gradient
"maybe if i ignore my assignments they will magically go away" a college story“they didn’t” the riveting sequel
'And now everything is due in two and a half hours and I can't get enough caffeine' the third book in the trilogy